Because so many of you have asked, I will be posting a photo of Unkle Knuckles/Grumples soon. Before I ask him to meet me, I want to know what everyone wants to see him doing. He enjoys cereal, Everybody Loves Raymond's Mother Figure, when the dog bites, and watching teens play candlepin bowling.
This will be our fourth time meeting in a seven-year engagement so please know his patience for such things is brief. He's also trying to write a manifesto re: TGI Friday's being an evangelical restaurant. He makes a convincing argument without restraint.