Because so many of you have asked, I will be posting a photo of Unkle Knuckles/Grumples soon. Before I ask him to meet me, I want to know what everyone wants to see him doing. He enjoys cereal, Everybody Loves Raymond's Mother Figure, when the dog bites, and watching teens play candlepin bowling.



This will be our fourth time meeting in a seven-year engagement so please know his patience for such things is brief. He's also trying to write a manifesto re: TGI Friday's being an… Continue

They are one in the same depending which cardinal direction you face or have faced.

Today I had to return(ed) linoleum knives for Grumples (UK: Uncle Knuckles? East/West). He also wanted me to try and return lottery tickets to the Nevada State Lottery Commission.

I gave both a good, college try!

Derek

My lungs are Dew(e)y.



I was contacted via text by Grumples. He wanted all of the cords to his computer monitors in a specific place in his storage trailer. The last box he sent has become a nest for the mice that were once living in the lower part of insulation that has fallen from the ceiling. It is yellow and looks like the great beast's fat. Gristle.



He did help me find some clip art of doctors smoking and videotaped Nancy Grace for me last… Continue